Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter
530.Yo momma teeth so yellow, when she close her mouth, her stomach lights up.
Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo momma so skinny she has to make knots on her panty hose so that her knees can be seen.
Yo momma so skinny she uses suspenders for panties.
Yo momma so skinny she goes hang-gliding on a dorritos chip.
Yo momma so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo momma so skinny she could start a Weight Watchers in ethiopia!
540.Yo momma so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Yo momma so skinny she got a run in her hose an she fell out
Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma so bald when she goes to sleep her head keeps slipping off the pillow
Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
560.Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo momma has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses
Yo momma has an ass soo big she has to shit in a dumpster
Yo momma has more pricks than a pin cushion.
Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
570.Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!
Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that shit?!"
Yo momma got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle?
580.Yo momma got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie.
Yo momma got a face like a burglar's dog !!
Yo momma got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo momma got a face like someone has been chopping sticks on her face ... and left the axe in !
Yo momma got a face like a welder's bench.
Yo momma got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
Yo momma got a face like a bag of chisels.
Yo momma got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes.
Yo momma got a face like a half-sucked mango
Yo momma got eyeballs in her kneecaps & her name's Neicee
590.Yo momma got no legs & her name's Contsuelo
Yo momma got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo momma got snakeskin teeth.
Yo momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo momma got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Yo momma got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Yo momma got lips on her ass, that's why she talks a lot of shit!
Yo momma got no house talkin' about shut the door its cold.
Yo momma got no hands talkin' about slap me five.
Yo momma got a yeast infection so bad, she pisses biscuits
Yo momma got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side.
Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma house so small she droped a washcloth and you had instant carpeting
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo momma house so dirty the cockroches were begging to be sprayed with raid.
Yo momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Yo momma breath so bad 9 out of 10 dentists recommend that she rinse with Summer's Eve.
Yo momma breath so bad, when she wakes up in the morning, the mirror brushes its
teeth
Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
620.Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma twice the man you are.
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
630.Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna punch me 'round no more."
Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo momma so smelly, that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo momma so backwards, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.
Yo momma so cheap she whored her way on to the metro.
Yo momma smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo momma hips so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo momma such an alcoholic in college her major was Old English, room 800.
640.Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens
Yo momma butt so hairy, she has to part the crack to crap .
Yo momma so dyslexic, I told her to by me some Head & Shoulders, she got on
my shoulders and gave me head!
Yo momma was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on.
Yo momma so grouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
650.It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo momma wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy.
I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your momma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she
was doing,and she said "Moving."
I seen your mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
Yo momma was trying to talk to me yesterday and she was saying "Mmmm...mmm
...mmm..mmm", where she was choking on my cum.
Yo momma hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo.
I would have been your father but the damn dog beat me over the fence!
At least my mother gets up to work in the morning
660.I saved yo momma life today...I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over.
I accidentally took somebody's mom home last night. I was wondering if anybody was missing a fat, one-eyed, black and blue dog who responds to sex by saying "woof".
They say that beauty is only a light switch away, with your mom I had to use a black light.
Are those yo momma tits, or did Laurel and Hardy leave her their heads?
Excuse me, I can't seem to find my dick. Mind if I look in yo momma mouth?
If ugly was bricks, yo momma would be the Empire State Building.
Is that an accent, or is yo momma mouth just full of sperm?
Yo momma smells so fishy I Can't believe it's not tuna!
Yo momma nails so long, its like Freddy Krugeur
Yo momma said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.
670.Your not wrong there, when she feel out of the Ugly Tree, she
hit every branch on the way down.
Yo momma uglier than a mudpie fence.
When yo momma said that she wanted to get an all-over tan, she was expecting too much from the sun.
